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Romance is the fourth studio album by Irish rock band Fontaines D.C. Announced on 17 April 2024 along with the lead single, \"Starburster\", it was released on 23 August 2024. It also features the singles \"Favourite\", \"Here's the Thing\", \"In the Modern World\" and \"Bug\". It is their first release on XL Recordings, after the band left Partisan Records, and was produced by James Ford.
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