{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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