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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}

{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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